We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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