In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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