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i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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