He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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