Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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