We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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