Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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