She is in my trunk
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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