I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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