a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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