After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
