Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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