i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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