I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave