She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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