Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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