Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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