I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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