I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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