she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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