I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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