Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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