used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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