well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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