it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
wow bdsm is so cute
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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