just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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