i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just pynch a tree in the face
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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