That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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