it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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