I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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