Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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