First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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