Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize