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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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