So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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