Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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