That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
