I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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