All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My nipple is on Facebook.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
