If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Boobs are out for the taking
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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