He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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