haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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