Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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