Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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