I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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