Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Just pee around me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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