Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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