I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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