Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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