Your dad touched me again.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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