oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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