Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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