That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes