birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.