She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM