Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?