I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand