Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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