Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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