Me. At least after what I've been through.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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