Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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